I need a HUMOROUS script-writer for a prank show.

Num. of words: 500
Topic: Prank Show
Tone: Humorous
Extensive research needed: no
Extra notes: I am looking for somebody who can write me five scenarios for a prank TV show. These scenarios can be anything. For example some funny video's on youtube have pranks, we are looking for somebody to write an idea for this.

For example:

Go to the mall with a lot of balloons attached to one hook, and convince someone to hold their bag, connect the hook and let their items fly in the air.

That's the kind of prank we are trying to think of, but we need more pranks ideas. We are looking for each winner to write five good pranks. They must be good!!!

And we would like them to involve one or two people from the pranking side, not large groups. And honestly I'll pay a big bonus ($50-100) if I really love an idea or two from your ideas. Thanks