I'll Re-Write 1,000 Words in a Snarky/ Fun/ Sarcastic Style

Is your content so dry a camel could die of thirst?

Or

Do you want captivating content that's so cheap it even surprises China?

First, let me talk to those who want their dry content spiced up.

You need to make your readers smile and laugh. That's the perfect anaesthetic to numb their pain when they click that buy button on your site, and you take their hard-earned money.

Unverified research shows that tickling people silly is more ethical at getting them to surrender their wallets than threatening them with a gun. Because science.

Now, for those who want cheap, quality content.

You've been told that there's no such thing as a cheap and quality product. Well, not unless you already have a quality product and all you want is to spice things up a bit. Like adding butter to bread.

Look around, there are already tonnes of great content online and all you have to do is put in a unique spin to the content.

Wait -- just wait. I know what you're thinking, and I'll address that in a moment.

This strategy is probably the easiest and cheapest way to start a unique, captivating and money-minting website.

Haven't you seen the parody videos online? See how they leverage on already great content by simply adding their unique perspectives.

So, that thing you were thinking about -- plagiarism, right? It's a non-issue, coz you are putting a unique perspective on the content.

Order now or forever hold your peace.